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Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,

but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;

others their principles for the sake of their party.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor

and campaign funds from the rich,

by promising to protect each from the other.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Government is like a baby.

An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end

and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.