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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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Tu chand mange me chand dedu,

tu raat mange me raat dedu,

tu dil mange me dil dedu,

tu jaan mange...

Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,

bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...

Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to

8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

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Arz kiya hai...

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...

moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!

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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain,

par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

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Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

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No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,

"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.

Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

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Where r u?

U r u not replying?

I m worried coz todays paper

I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.

So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

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Forest king Virappan died last week.

In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.

Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.

I suggest them ur name.

They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

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I saw U on ROAD today.

U were lukin SO fine,

Ur face SO divine,

Ur walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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Your network tariff has changed!

Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.

The smaller the cheaper!

Congrats You can make free calls!

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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

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Sometimes, my mind asks.

Why I miss you?

Why I care for you?

Why I remember you?

Why I text you?

Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe.

Now, you're smiling! =)

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